First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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