Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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