Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
