Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Randomize
