Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize