I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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