DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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