please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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