I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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