So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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