i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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