My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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