so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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