wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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