I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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