I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
