what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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