before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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