Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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