someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
smell my finger.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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