in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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