Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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