i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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