Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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