He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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