I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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