I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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