so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Drake has all the answers
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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