I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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