belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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