You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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