For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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