chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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