People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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