just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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