Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
no you cant smoke seaweed
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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