You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
