She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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