i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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