Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Just high enough for therapy.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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