No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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