He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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