Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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