Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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