I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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