What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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