what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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