I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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