Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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