that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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