i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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