this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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