Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
