what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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