My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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